I can say without a single doubt in my mind that Snakes on a Plane
will be the greatest triumph in the history of cinema. I don't know a damned thing about it, but even if it's the worst movie ever, it's still got the greatest title ever. It's pure genius. They recently launched the official web site
. It looks like they're playing it straight and serious, which will only add to the awesome.
Apparently they wanted to rename the movie Flight 121
, but Sam Jackson refused to be in it if they didn't change the name back. He's my new hero. In his honor I will end every sentence I say tomorrow with 'mother fucker'. Mother fucker.