Mother fuckin' snakes. That's what. I swear, I don't know what's the matter with me either. I hope this movie is terrible. Terrible like Deep Blue Sea
is really not a very good movie, yet somehow it's still awesome. I think just the fact that it blatantly ripped off Jaws, Jurassic Park, Alien and
threw in a smart-mouthed, sarcastic black guy (which all of those movies lacked for the most part) is what made it so great. Plus Samuel L. Jackson got eaten by a shark (omg spoilers!). So did Michael Rapaport too actually, but he fucking deserved that shit because The War at Home
is the worst god damned show ever. I know it came out after Deep Blue Sea
, but I don't care. That's what we call a preemptive strike.