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Aug172006

There's What on the Plane?

Mother fuckin' snakes. That's what. I swear, I don't know what's the matter with me either. I hope this movie is terrible. Terrible like Deep Blue Sea is really not a very good movie, yet somehow it's still awesome. I think just the fact that it blatantly ripped off Jaws, Jurassic Park, Alien and threw in a smart-mouthed, sarcastic black guy (which all of those movies lacked for the most part) is what made it so great. Plus Samuel L. Jackson got eaten by a shark (omg spoilers!). So did Michael Rapaport too actually, but he fucking deserved that shit because The War at Home is the worst god damned show ever. I know it came out after Deep Blue Sea, but I don't care. That's what we call a preemptive strike.

Snakes!
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#1 - AR Reply
I love Deep Blue Sea and own it on DVD. Totally excellently horribly awesome movie!

Aug. 21, 2006 (12:35am EST)

#2 - your life partner Reply
marry me.

Aug. 21, 2006 (2:42am EST)