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"You will call me and let me know what happened at the bank?" Angelina said.

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:35pm EST)

"The answer," he said, waving it towards us.

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:35pm EST)

"Audiences don't give a damn when you start to get old nor do producers. Plenty of new acts coming down the pike. So I got out before they threw me out. Now I'm stuck here in this pay-as-you-die dump. Room and board as promised when I signed up. My fault was that I didn't read the fine print, too smart by far in those days. Let my wiseguy lawyer take care of it for me. Didn't know until it was too late that he was senile. Signed me up here without looking at the contract. Didn't even notice that just the basics are provided. Enough food, but not too good. A bed, but not too soft. Anything else you gotta pay. Which they forgot to tell him when he signed me up here." He slurped up the last of the drink and I enthusiastically thumbed the button on the table again. There was nothing forced about my smile now. Bad news for him was good news for me.

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:35pm EST)

"Would that it were. Because whatever it is out there is coming closer. If they are looking for us, then I am forced to believe that all of this activity and attention is far too murderous for a simple traffic bust."

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:35pm EST)

"It looks like those laws were repealed. Lock and load here they come again!"

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:35pm EST)

"No," I said. "Stop it. There is a good chance that Angelina is either in the truck or in the house. Igor will know one way or the other."

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:35pm EST)

"I certainly do. If I had any doubts before, this mess with Chaise has washed them away. There are lots of worlds out there. Let us go out and enjoy them."

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:35pm EST)

It took a great effort of will for me to break the grip. I dropped him and stood up, breathing hoarsely, His eyes were still closed, but at least he was gasping in air. I waited until his eyes opened, then tapped my toe against his ribs to get his attention. With my thumb and forefinger I framed the tiniest space, held them before him.

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:36pm EST)

"Far from it. It took a little time to track down his trail. He doesn't own most of the banks he is supposed to."

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:36pm EST)

Chaise dropped me off in the center of the town near a Wings and Wheels dealer. I watched him drive away. I had a half an hour before I had to make my call to Bolivar. There was a restaurant and bar nearby, empty at this time of day. I had a drink in the patio and phoned at noon. The phone answered on the second ring.

Aug. 10, 2014 (11:36pm EST)

It is sheer pleasure to read this.

Nov. 27, 2016 (7:28pm EST)