Snakes on a Plane because there is no way it won't be awesome. There's a teaser trailer up, complete with awesomly bad CG snakes. What more could you ask for?! How about snakes in some cleavage? Okay!! How about chopping off a snake's head with a mother fucking ax!? YOU BET!! How about Samuel L. Jackson using a snake as a fucking whip!? THAT'S HERE TOO!! I think New Line may have the next Lord of the Rings franchise here!
In other news I've been slowly tweaking the blog software I made. Now I can assign updates multiple categories and I can add a 'full article' section so super long updates don't have to show up on the front page in full now. In fact, I've utilized this feature in this very update! Happy St. Patty's day, and have fun drinking! I know I will!
Ha ha, fooled you, there's nothing worth reading here! Sucker. So owned.